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olddutch | 18:08 Fri 07th May 2010 | Jokes
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Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"
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i bought the housework won't kil oyu but why take the chance magnet for my mum for her birthday last year, aswell as some chocolates to make up for the cheekiness.
19:08 Fri 07th May 2010
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Can you get a hair raising experience at a baldies convention ?
19:09 Fri 07th May 2010
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I usaed to be indecisive - but now I'm not so sure

You are maturing like a fine whisky gran!
19:11 Fri 07th May 2010
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Can identical twins be exactly alike if only 1 of them is female.
19:11 Fri 07th May 2010
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NICE ONE MOLLYKINS !

ENA, HAVE YOU GONE TO BED AND WHO WITH ?

"Men are not like computers. My computer knows what to do with a four inch floppy!"
19:12 Fri 07th May 2010
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Lol Old Dutch,

Marriage means commitment but then so does insanity.
19:13 Fri 07th May 2010
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FORGIVE ME ENA YOU POPPED UP AGAIN WHILST I WAS POSTING !
19:14 Fri 07th May 2010
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Well really, olddutch. I am shocked.

It should be 'with whom'!
19:15 Fri 07th May 2010
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ENA BUT IM DUTCH ?
19:16 Fri 07th May 2010
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You have asked for it olddutch, so here it comes:

Women have many faults - men only 2 - everything they say and everything they do.

Game set and match gran?
19:17 Fri 07th May 2010
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ENA YOUR THE BOSS I KNOW WHEN IM BEAT

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BEATEN BY YOU !

AND IM A LEGAL IMMIGRANT - YOURE IMPRESSED NOW ?
19:20 Fri 07th May 2010
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My little edam - I have to say it takes an awful lot to impress me but I am pleased you know your place (;-))
19:22 Fri 07th May 2010
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WITH YOU I THINK ENA ?

Well behaved women rarely make history
19:25 Fri 07th May 2010
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your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
19:34 Fri 07th May 2010
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Pmsl ttfn

You are a naughty boy Old Dutch.

Losing a husband can be hard but in my case it's nearly impossible.
19:41 Fri 07th May 2010
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It is better to have people think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Don't you just adore Mark Twain?)
19:47 Fri 07th May 2010
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ASKYOURGRAN

THEY SAID I WAS NAUGHTY WHEN I PUT MY FINGER IN A DYKE - BUT I PLEADED FLOODING AND GOT AWAY WITH IT !

Real women don't have hot flushes, they have Power Surges.
19:48 Fri 07th May 2010
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Are you in my office olddutch - I have got that one on a terra cotta plaque by my desk!
19:50 Fri 07th May 2010
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Had this for my kids - 'you have two choices for supper, take it or leave it.
19:50 Fri 07th May 2010
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nice one carmalee

Jesus loves you - but I'm his favourite
19:53 Fri 07th May 2010

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