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little jonny in class......
....and the teacher says "If you can give me a quote and tell me who said it, you can go home before the bell rings"
Jonny puts his hand in the air but is beaten to it by mary, who says, "I have a dream - martin Luther King"
"Well done Mary, you can go. Anyone else?" asks the teacher
Jonny flings his hand in the air again but sheila is faster. She says: "If music be the food of love, play on - William Shakespeare"
"Excellent" says the teacher, "Off you go"
Once again, he's beaten by another girl who says: "Imagination is more important than intelligence - Albert Einstein"
"Lovely Kate, get your coat" the teacher says.
Jonny shoves both hands in the air and shouts, "I wish these *** would shut the f**k up - Tiger Woods - see you tomorrow!"
Jonny puts his hand in the air but is beaten to it by mary, who says, "I have a dream - martin Luther King"
"Well done Mary, you can go. Anyone else?" asks the teacher
Jonny flings his hand in the air again but sheila is faster. She says: "If music be the food of love, play on - William Shakespeare"
"Excellent" says the teacher, "Off you go"
Once again, he's beaten by another girl who says: "Imagination is more important than intelligence - Albert Einstein"
"Lovely Kate, get your coat" the teacher says.
Jonny shoves both hands in the air and shouts, "I wish these *** would shut the f**k up - Tiger Woods - see you tomorrow!"
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