Well, Knobby, you've used just about every possible user name starting with 'knob', so it seems that you're finally left with just calling yourself 'Knobless'.
Well I have a devise where If I loose my keys I can whistle for them and they chirp back to let you know where they are but allas my penis is not fitted with a tracking devise as such
knobby i'm not having a go at you, but you're a grown man; aren't you in the least embarrassed to post such stuff on here? there are so many lovely ladies here, don't you have respect for them?