Scots Tight??

[puddicat]

I dont believe the scots are tight as people say but i did hear that when two taxis collided in glasgow 48 people were injured!!!

[jmck66]

Whats new puddicat? wah oh wah oh wah oh oh

[puddicat]

you boy lol!!!

[carrust]

How do you sell double glazing to a Scotsman?

Tell him his kids wont be able to hear the ice cream van:-)

[carlton23]

I`m afraid that one ran over my head.

[heathfield]

Tut, tut, Carrust! Don't you know that Scottish parents tell their children that if they hear the chimes from an ice cream van, it means that all the ice cream has been sold and there's none left?