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Paddy up the Alley
A very drunk Paddy met a prostitute up a dark alley. He asks how much for full sex. �20 she replies. OK sez Paddy and they get down to business. Next minute a cop appears and he shines his torch in their faces. What's going on here asks the cop. Nothing officer sez Paddy, I'm just havin sex with my wife. Sorry Sir, apologises the cop, I didn't realise it was your wife. Begob sez Paddy, neither did I 'till you shone the torch in her face!
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