Far*ting when married

[dustypuss]

I was giving the wife a cuddle this morning in bed just before we had to get up when she farted nearly blowing both my balls off.

Do you think this is acceptable after 20 years of marriage

[cazzz1975]

yes, definately. you should get even though

[GYMRAT]

NOPE! divorce the cow immediately!

[Jillius]

Brilliant !!! Of course it's acceptable........and funny lol.
We have farting competitions to see who can scare the dog off the bed first !

[naky-nag-nat]

lol... what was her response?!

[logic]

You want to thank your lucky stars you werent in the sixty nine position.






THAT is unacceptable.

[fanny-batter]

if she nearly blew your balls off your balls must have been close to her arse. were you 'banging' her at the time? I agree with gymrat. cast her back from whence she came

[dustypuss]

naky n n .her response was raucous laughter

[Jillius]

I was thinking that fanny-batter !! I bet he was trying to slip in a quickie and that was her way of saying no lol !!!!!

[stompe]

Follow through and see if she is Happy!{:)

[Postdog]

Challenge her to a game of dutch ovens.

[GYMRAT]

WTF is dutch ovens?

[dustypuss]

Oh! and it stank

[DebsyDoo]

Well, I think she done well to hold it in for 20 years !!!

[dustypuss]

postdog ( WHAT ?)

[GYMRAT]

dustypuss
Tue 10/02/09
20:57



Question Author
Oh! and it stank

damn! i suppose any ideas of preforming cunnilingus went straight out of the window after that!

[tamborine]

nothin about that in marriage vows?

[Postdog]

for those who don't know

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of /dutch+oven

[GYMRAT]

ahh,i see....cheers postdog! but could'nt this "dutch oven" you speak of not be turned up a notch,lets say......if one actually done a turd in the bed.....

[Postdog]

Then it becomes thishttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term =scat%20sex

[GYMRAT]

and then if they're male they become this-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg