Animals & Nature0 min ago
A man turns up at the hospital carrying a shoe box under his arm,
he goes up to a nurse and opens the box. Inside is a giant steaming turd. The nurse looks shocked and asks the man why he's bought the turd. "Because I need to see an optician," he says.
The nurse says, "don`t you mean a dietician?"
"No," says the man, "I need an optician, 'cause every time I do one of these my eyes start to water."
The nurse says, "don`t you mean a dietician?"
"No," says the man, "I need an optician, 'cause every time I do one of these my eyes start to water."
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