The Future of Nursery Rhymes

[k-j-g]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

[Trojanfarce]

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece all white and whispy
Then it caught foot and mouth
and now it's black and crispy

Mary had a little lamb
who leant against a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's 4rse
and turned it's wool to nylon

[Maggoty]

Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
but when old Macdonald had a farm
The doctor nearly died