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a mouse wakes up in the jungle

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story_teller | 10:51 Mon 09th Jul 2007 | Jokes
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and has the right hump scampers down 2 the pool where all the other animals are in the pool mouse shouts OI ELEPHANT you long nosed big eared tw*t elephant comes out the pool mousey says sorry ele sorry then he shouts OI LEOPARD you spotty b*st*rd i wanna word with you leopard comes out of the pool...sorry says mousey im really sorry ..next he shouts OI TIGER you strippy c**t i wanna have a word with you same thing happens ...well mousey slats every animal and they aint happy so lion goes 2 have a word with the mouse ...he says hi mousey why you have a pop at all the animals this morning thats unlike you...well mousey says....so one nicked my swimming trunks!!!!!!!!
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i dont get it??
14:37 Mon 09th Jul 2007
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what???? r u blonde??
14:39 Mon 09th Jul 2007
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oh rite, sorry just read through it again!!
19:09 Mon 09th Jul 2007
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Oh! 'Someone nicked my swimming trunks'. Now i get it!
18:11 Tue 10th Jul 2007
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Read it
Read it again
And once more.
No.....still can't see any humour in it.
01:46 Wed 11th Jul 2007

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