Disposal of sex toys

[Priesty]

Someone in the office has just queried how she would dispose of her sex toy. Would putting it in the bin be deemed innapropriate? maybe a bonfire? Would the poor lady in Oxfam object?

[liquidspace]

Erm, wrap it in a bag and put it in the bin??

[4getmenot]

e-bay

[Priesty]

Could you draw a face on it and pass it off as a garden gnome?

[4getmenot]

Or do they have any pets that would enjoy playing with it??

[nat_84]

or you could dress it up in a bit of wool and pass it off as a scarecrow....?

Depends how big it is really and also whether its floppy or erect...... a small, floppy scarecrow would be a bit useless really...

as would a floppy gnome...

[4getmenot]

totem pole

[Champagne]

Why would she want to bin her sex toys? Doesn't compute. Sorry.

[mrs_overall]

Use it to froth up drinks!

[Priesty]

not unless she wants a fish milkshake

[nat_84]

yeah or as an egg whisk!

[nat_84]

ewww fish milkshake!! So is she refusing to clean it?!

[4getmenot]

maybe she's found the man of her dreams

[Priesty]

Its lucky for me, if i wanna get rid of my sex toy i just pop her.

[Priesty]

I think she's just upgraded to a better model.

[nat_84]

nothing wrong with more than one....

[Skreecheeboy]

If she has grown out of it, couldn't she pass it down to somebody in the family that's a bit younger? I used to inherit all my cousin's old toys when he got too old for them. If it still works that is!

[mrs_overall]

If it was me in this situation I would dispose of it in my neighbour's bin. (She's a sanctimonious holier than thou type who looks down her nose at everyone.) It would give the bin men something to talk about!

[cascarelli]

Drop it through a neighbour's letterbox while they're away on holiday. It'll give 'em something to think about when they get back

[chazza]

Someone I know put hers in the recycle bin and the bin men took it lol!