Tom, Dick and Harry

tara20 | 22:50 Sat 16th Dec 2006 | Jokes

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On a hot summer afternoon, Tom, Dick and Harry go for a swim in the lake. After a while, Tom and Dick got out of the water, but there was no sign of Harry. " Maybe he`s got cramp, we`d better go and look for him," says Tom. So both of them dive in and after a few minutes reappear with the third. Immediately Tom starts to resuscitate his green-looking friend. "Whew! I never realised Harry had such bad breath!" he sighs, gagging.
Dick takes a closer look and whispers ," Tom, I don't think this one's ours, he`s still got ice skates on!"

Complete waste

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