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The Horse - Part 2
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A guy is out for a walk on a nice summers day.
As he is walking down a country lane, a horse puts his head over the fence and says 'I won the Grand National last year'.
He assumes he is hearing things, and continues on.
The horse catches up with him, sticks its head over the fence, and says 'I did, I won the Grand National last year'
Assuming he is affected by the warm day, he walks a little faster. The horse catches him up and says 'I did I won the Grand National last year'
As always in gags like this, the guy goes to the farmhouse and sees the farmer.
' Do you know you have a talking horse in your field' he says.
' Oh yeah' says the farmer mockingly, 'what's he being saying to you?'
'He told me he won the Grand National last year'
The farmer says 'He's a bloody liar, he cxame second.'
As he is walking down a country lane, a horse puts his head over the fence and says 'I won the Grand National last year'.
He assumes he is hearing things, and continues on.
The horse catches up with him, sticks its head over the fence, and says 'I did, I won the Grand National last year'
Assuming he is affected by the warm day, he walks a little faster. The horse catches him up and says 'I did I won the Grand National last year'
As always in gags like this, the guy goes to the farmhouse and sees the farmer.
' Do you know you have a talking horse in your field' he says.
' Oh yeah' says the farmer mockingly, 'what's he being saying to you?'
'He told me he won the Grand National last year'
The farmer says 'He's a bloody liar, he cxame second.'
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