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God's Three Greatest Inventions.

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AndiFlatland | 19:56 Wed 17th Apr 2019 | Jokes
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God's three greatest inventions, by Oolon Colluphid remember me, from the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, author of Where God Went Wrong., Some More Of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?)

3: Cats. Little balls of fluff that vibrate when you run your hands over their fur. You just couldn't have made that one up, if you'd been given the job.

2: Tits. Every male child should be given, on reaching the age of 13, a huge bag of them, about the size of the Albert Hall, and filled with all different sizes, shapes, colour, nipple length and areola diameter.

1: Music: Pictures made of sound! How did he come up with that one?

Those will be the next subjects in my forthcoming trilogy of philosophical blockbusters.

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You are not funny.
You are sad.
The OPer is somewhere ensconced in the second example then. In reverse order( or is that odeur) obviously.

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