Extra Player !

[tonyav]

England football team almost got an extra player on the plane.
http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/lee-nelson-gatecrashes-england-team293837#image=13

[humbersloop]

...he wouldn't be the only comedian on the flight

[jno]

if they had an official village idiot in the squad it might take the pressure off some of the others

[ChillDoubt]

LOL, the FA flunkey could have handled it a bit better and with a slightly more charming demeanour.