Top Tip

[EvianBaby]

It's always handy to have a bag of toffee popcorn in the cupboard for when you come home at midnight and have no chicken available.

[Ronnie10]

I understand that toffee makes a nice snack when some are peckish but how exactly is it a substitute for chicken? Or do you mean chicken crisps?

[EvianBaby]

This already open bag has been in my cupboard for 6 months. If you don't hear from me in the next 24 hours, send help.

[MadMen]

Good skills!

I would also recommend a massive bag of crisps, and a big block of cheese. Yum!! :)))

[EvianBaby]

Ronnie, I mean when you're sh1t faced and need chicken but don't have access to any.

[Ronnie10]

Doesn't anyone take the time to cook anymore?

[MadMen]

To be honest, I would probably kill for chicken... :P

[EvianBaby]

At midnight? No!

(Ever? No!)

[EvianBaby]

Knock some up for us MM. Easy on the spice, got a date tomorrow.

[Ronnie10]

"Ronnie, I mean when you're sh1t faced and need chicken but don't have access to any."

Well i'd just tell the minicab to stop at the chickenshop on the way home.

When i've drank in the past there would be no way on earth a bag of popcorn would take the place of a burger, friend chicken or a kebab unless this is a new trend the young ones are following these days?

[MadMen]

You have a date? (bitch!)

[EvianBaby]

A 3rd date. I've been hard up, could be his lucky night ;)

I wasn't drunk when I came home but got so during a chat to my 'gay beat friend'. As Headwreck says, I ain't safe near anything remotely warm now.

[Ronnie10]

Headwreck, well then my top tip would be to have a microwave meal sellotaped onto a large white bit of card with the instructions on how to warm it written in 5 inch high lettering or to take the safe option of having a glass of milk and going straight to sleep.

[Ronnie10]

I'm off upstairs myself. good evening all.

[tiggerblue10]

When I'm sh1tfaced I'll eat anything. Good job I rarely touch a drop these days.

[tiggerblue10]

I stopped drinking cos I'm a bit of a light weight. I'd be wasted with my head in the toilet bowl after about 3 pints! How sad is that.