Private Nicknames For People You Dislike

[joeluke]

At my work an obnoxious arrogant bloke is known among a small group of us as 'Thrush'...........because he's an irritating little c***

[Flyhalf]

We live in dread of the grandkids letting slip Granny calls their headmistress "The Witch"!

[joeluke]

My lovely ex-wife is in my mobile as 'The B1tch'

Smile whenever she calls and I look at my phone and see 'The B1tch calling' flashing back at me

[dotty.]

Nob-ed, use it alot.

[lady-janine]

don't have any because i would forget and use it to their face.

[Barmaid]

I once had a particularly dull colleague who was known as "Mogadon".

[Sam1960]

worked with a guy called "Neon" many years ago
he was a 6ft tube

[lady-janine]

have to add that i would like to though.

[granny grump]

Grandgrump being ex navy has many - particularly unpleasant looking couple are called Brad and Angelina of Posh and Becks. If he's stuck then fatknacker always suits

[lady-janine]

lol grannygrump

[adrianben]

Abers ? !

[magicmick]

We had a very dour miserable chap never smiled he was given the nickname of Draculars coach driver

[2sp_]

My dad's estranged brother and his wife - Chas and Dave.

[Zacs-Master]

Very creepy sales rep,who is nicknamed The Childcatcher (after the one of chitty chitty bang bang).

[888sally888]

In the past I dated 2 guys (not at the same time!) called Neil and Adrian - Neil was changed on my mobile to 'Druggy Gay pudding' and Adrian was names 'pretentious ponce'.

This was done secretly on my phone by my daughters - still makes me laugh thinking about when the bfs phoned and those names flashed up.

PS They thankfully really like my long term bf now - PHEW

[888sally888]

LOL - Ab has changed a word to 'pudding' - but that was not the name!

[sunny-dave]

FUB ...

[daffy654]

My next door neighbour is 'swamp donkey' and the woman across the road is Bubbles DeVere'.

[daffy654]

effing ugly barsteward?