Why is....

[Jemisa]

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights off.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

[Buenchico]

"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.

[squarebear]

lol nice reply!

[Jemisa]

Oh! alright Chris if its 'Best Answer' you're hankering after, its yours... LOL :)

jem

[flump1]

Lovely thread , thanks guys xx

[starone]

Tee hee to joke and Chris's answer.

[chaptazbru]

Wouldn't want a man who is erect ALL the time !

[tonyav]

LOL @ the jokes and chaptazbru.

[marval]

lol to all