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moonraker558 | 21:38 Sun 14th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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What a cracking day, I have just got back from Studland nr Poole where my beloved TTFN and myself have just discovered a passion for naked water ski-ing.

At first there was a bit of a problem as we only had the one pair of ski's between us but after giving it a bit of thought we came up with the perfect solution... yep double deck ski-ing.

It was a bit tricky getting old TT up on my shoulders and the local coastguard pointed out that if TT were to face the same way as me I would be able to see where I was going and that meant I could get rid of the snorkel as well.

Well once we were launched from the jetty there was no stopping us, but after the fourth lap around Poole bay weaving in and out of the boats and old TT screaming and laughing we decided to call it a day and to give ourselves a pat on the back for staying upright...well I couldn't give TT a pat because she said her back was a bit sore and I must admit so was I somewhere else and I think if I wear a scarf next time that will take care or the stubble rash I seem to have got on the back of my neck.

We can't wait until our next outing and once TT has ironed out a couple of things we will enjoy it even more. happy day's.
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In the post Moonie. Glad you're up for it.
21:24 Mon 15th Oct 2012
Well, I needed a laugh after Downton Moonraker. If you get good do you think you can manage more than one of us? A sort of AB formation team?
*Chortlesplutters* I'd be hiding if I were you moonie!
The imagination boggles!
I love it.............can I go next?
Crafty. We're little. He can do one on each shoulder.
Is that like twosy up?
That's it Crafty and we can carry long flowing chiffon scarves.
Studland is a nudie beach - scarves, chiffon or otherwise are infra dig....
I can go with that.............as lond as I'm not Isadore Duncan.
^ as long
Shoota.....at our age we need strategic chiffon.....infra dig it may be. x

Won't do an Isadore Crafty.
What's with the 'our age'.............
Sorry Crafty....thought like me you were over 21....just.
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A naked formation team?...........Yep I like the sound of that. Send me a naked picture of yourself ( non returnable ) and I will get back to you when I have made my selection for the team.
In the post Moonie. Glad you're up for it.
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Gness, I forgot to mention that I will have to impose a 18 stone weight limit due to obvious reasons but as you have replied first I may well sit you on my left shoulder to counterbalance TTFN, that will then leave someone to hang from my neck by their feet and facing backwards holding on with their arms around my waiste to steady themselves as required purely for artistic impression.
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Thank you for best answer. I will be delighted to sit on your left shoulder....though Ttfn's recent post has me a little worried. :-)
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