funny story true

[Caran]

Many years ago (I think late 70's) my late husband and I coming home from a visit to The Mermaid near Leek (Anyone remember Maria) we stopped off for a Chinese somewhere in Stockport (On the way home to Rochdale) Hubby went in, slipped on wet floor as he went in, clawed his way up from the floor at the counter, to be met with (Solly sir only number 4 left) He left hysterical, we never did discover what was number 4.