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shooty | 18:52 Tue 14th Feb 2012 | Jokes
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Cheese on toast

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Dunno about ripping my pinny off...but I may seductively peel a Marigold off
19:08 Tue 14th Feb 2012
Shouldn't make fun of Alzheimers, shooty.....you may just end up with it yourself.
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very true DT. there are lots of things which have and will affect mine and others lives. just looking on the lighter side. no offence intended to anyone : )
DT, does that apply to jokes about nymphomaniacs? i dare not post a joke just in case I become one
shooty- I like ;-)
Violets are red,
Roses are blue.
These drugs are fab,
Do you want some too?
half past two !
I appreciate it, shooty, just that I have to live with it as to my mother.

Just so that I do not have a humour loss, here are two of mine:

"Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page.
Please enter your 16 digit password."

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday.
He's not gay.
He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car."
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mrs O. you should post and rip ya pinny off. lol
Dunno about ripping my pinny off...but I may seductively peel a Marigold off
I'm sure that "Peeling a Marigold" is against the law in several less enlightened states in the Southern US ...
Lucky for me I'm not in the deep south then!
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DT, your humour is fine by me. i touched on something you're close to. no offence intended. : )

mrs O. you go steady there. all the single guys on here will cardiacing
Rosie's are red
Violet's are blue
Susie's are pink
But I haven't seen yours.

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