euphemistic driving terms please...

[AB Editor]

I can't think of anything... but it feels like there must be tons of them.

Please offer me your best carry-on impression on the theme of driving & cars.

[sara3]

I have been rear-ended twice.. so far ;o)

[craft1948]

I've been pulled over by the fuzz..............

[cazzz1975]

awesome game, I used to let the pink things follow me around

[cazzz1975]

sorry! wrong thread

[sara3]

actually, after my first rear-ending I had to google "whiplash".. that was a whole new experience for me!

[craft1948]

lol sara you weren't on the Dubai thread the other night then..............

[pa___ul3]

when I'm in my 4x4, I can ride the humps a bit faster

[rowanwitch]

Did gillian Taylforth go in for Motorway Services?

[ChuckFickens]

Last car I had had a dodgy tranny but good head.

I've also heard that Cummins diesels have a good power stroke.

if your ball joints are squeaky you may need to look at a grease nipple.

And as for wankel engines..... nuff said!

[hc4361]

Taking the girlfriend for a ride
Going for a burn up
Taking a ride in the back seat
Do you like my gear stick?

Lah lah lah ...footsteps on the dashboard upside down... lah lah lah

Steamy windows

Let's go topless

You get me all revved up

[pa___ul3]

I like to slide her top down then listen to her purr as I floor her

[rowanwitch]

can I park my car in your garage......

[ChuckFickens]

OH and off topic, but related to Sara(h) googling whiplash.... I recently wanted a new spreader bar for a harness (it's a kitting thing, perfectly legit), doing a google search for "spreader bar" gets some interesting results!

(although the fact that the device that stops a kite coming unattached from a spreader bar is called a "donkey dick" is also a worry!)

[cazzz1975]

grace jones - pull up to the bumper is pretty much filled with euphemism

http://www.sing365.co...8B97348256A8D002CA699

[vulcan]

my spare looks a bit flat.

[Postdog]

How would you like something big powerful and throbbing between your legs? (as in motorbike)