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Some funny animal jokes for you

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JonnyBoy12 | 21:23 Sun 02nd Oct 2011 | Jokes
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A lion walked into a restaurant and ordered a steak. When asked how he would like it done he replied he would not like it cooked at all. Why was this?

He liked roar meat!


Why have giraffes got such a small appetite?

Because with them a little goes a long way!


What have monkeys and chainsaws got in common?

They both f*ck up trees!


Why did the dolphin without a mate commit suicide?

Because his life lacked porpoise!
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OH dear time for bed.
22:00 Sun 02nd Oct 2011
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BOO..geroff yer rubbish!!!!!!
22:03 Sun 02nd Oct 2011
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Why do elephants paint themselves green? It's good camouflage on snooker tables.
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