Which funny t-shirt to get

[mollykins]

I can only afford to get one of them as there's other stuff i want to buy with my Amazon vouchers, so which should i go for?

1) 'Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it.'

2) 'organism addict' - although I don't think my parents would approve

3) 'Hello, to backwards mirrorland people' (written so you can only read that when looking at it in the mirror)

4) 'I'm not short, I'm fun sized.'

[boxtops]

Are you short? If no 4 is appropriate then that is best IMO, but it doesn't work unless you ARE short.

[sandyRoe]

The first one. The other 3 would offend your parents, backward people, and small people.

[redman41]

2) Orgasm addict, oooops Organism addict !

[mollykins]

Yes boxy.

organ - I - sm there's an I in it!

how would 3 offend backwards people?

I am small, i can offend myself.

[craft1948]

Personally I don't find any of them funny, but as humour is very personal just pick the one you like the best.

[boxtops]

Get no. 4 then.

[ummmm]

How small...?

I have a relative who is 4ft 9...that's small..

[mollykins]

Quite short.

[mollykins]

Although I may be short, I'm chubby, so I don't know if 4 would work properly . . .

[craft1948]

lol ummmm are they a leprachaun?

[sandyRoe]

I wonder do leprachauns really have a crock of gold hidden away somewhwere?

[boxtops]

if you wear it with a smile, chubby is allowed.

[ummmm]

Just for today...

We have loads of them but as they are mostly old I don't include them anymore...this is one is 26...she's looks like a pixi :-)

[mollykins]

umm did you post that on the right thread? I'm confused . . .

[ummmm]

I'm just pointing out what I consider small... for the 'I'm not short, I'm fun sized' T shirt...You have to really small to carry that off...imo

[mollykins]

Umm i mean this comment 'Just for today...

We have loads of them but as they are mostly old I don't include them anymore...this is one is 26...she's looks like a pixi :-)'

[boxtops]

why do you have to buy a t-shirt anyway? I find that funny t-shirts get a bit boring once you've worn them a couple of times.

[ummmm]

Because I mentioned my cousin was 4ft 9...craft asked if she was a leprechaun (we're Irish) and I said...'just for today'

I was just saying we had quite a few very short people in the family but as they are mostly old I don't consider them...whereas the one I mentioned is 26..

Did that make sense?

[sandyRoe]

Mollykins, today some people dress up with false ginger beards and tall green hats. They do look like lepracauns. But tomorrow they'll be back to plain old garments.

[boxtops]

http://www.google.co....Z3QBA&ved=0CE4Q9QEwBQ