Jake -
Maybe I could write a program that could automatically generate your answers too. Seeing as you think that you could write a program that can generate, “... extreme exaggerations on a limited range of right wing cliches...”, in reference to Jeremy Clarkson's observations; I'm sure I could do likewise for yourself.
All I would have to do is write a program that automatically generates copious amount of overtly left wing hot air, thinly disguised as reasoned arguments.
Should a debate about immigration commence, my program would kick into action with the response.. 'You don't understand the issues and you're probably racist.'
A debate about Global Warming ensues... “You're all wrong. Have you seen the weather lately? It's raining more than usual. What? You have a different view? La, la, la, la, la.... I can't hear you”.
Talk about black pots and kettles.