Are men obsessed with bodily functions or am I just over sensitive?

[Barmaid]

The BF and I were just having a discussion about his will. He was walking about the house as we were discussing it. All of a sudden he becomes more distant and I've lost him. I can't hear what he is saying so I say "where are you?". The response "I'm having a crap".

a) Why couldn't he just say "I'm in the toilet"?
b) Is the honeymoon period now over?

Additionally (and this is just a moan) he has a cold. So everytime I have been to the loo today, I've got in there to find the bog roll missing. There are 3 loo rolls in the living room, 2 in the study and one in the kitchen. I give up!

[snags]

I'll answer properly when I've finished having a dump and read the paper...

[rinkins]

Oh barmaid! I think they are definitely! You paint a lovely picture LOL

[chelle7272]

LOL sounds like my house!! What is it with toilet roll everywhere but in the loo?? Just because they don'y need every time like we do.

Oh and yes - the honeymoon period iswell and truly over lol

[B00]

They do seem to like discussing these things that's for sure!

An example for you. Every year Mr Boo and I go camping with 2 other couples and all our children. And you can guarantee that at least once a day during one of the male bonding conversations they have, they'll discuss the camp sites toilet facilities and when they went for a crap, the proudest man is the one who went for one the soonest on arrival. Us womem just look at them in disgust.

[B00]

Ye Gods zak, that's it! that's the conversations they have!!

Dave...that you????

[Barmaid]

You see that is the great difference between men and women. I would say "I'm just popping to the loo", whereas a bloke would say "I'm just going to take a dump".

I suppose I can now look forward to him farting in bed and leaving the bathroom door open so I can hear everything he does.

[ChuckFickens]

You would be freaked if it was :)

[Barmaid]

lmao at B00. Actually, thinking about it, when I camp every year, the two blokes have similar discussions (although our "facilities" are the burn)!

[redcrx]

kids are just as bad.

Little CRX shouts "mummy, come and wipe my bum" as loud as he can when hes been to loo. And i open the door to be faced by a little bottom. "there you go mummy"

And he not only takes the toilet rolls to his room but hes also nicked all the chocolate from the fridge :(

[LoftyLottie]

Don't forget me Barmaid. Just a few thoughts would be appreciated :o)

[Barmaid]

I haven't forgotten you Lofty. Although I think you would appreciate it more when I am sober...........

(Its Friday!)

[Sqad]

Barmaid...et al.....I have no idea what you are talking about....heathens, peasants, common folk......even the content of the thread is distasteful to me.

[snags]

''I would say "I'm just popping to the loo", whereas a bloke would say "I'm just going to take a dump''

At least there is no confusion with the latter... 'just popping to the loo' gives no indication of timescale or whether it will be safe to go back in there afterwards...

[Sqad]

Lofty...you are "stalking" Barmaid.

[B00]

Well don't bloody read it then Sqad! Bugger off to a thread more appealing to your refined tastes!

Aye Red, Mini Boo's the same, despite being a little girl she'll rpudly tell us she's going to the loo for a poo, then tell us she's done it, very proudly on her return. Luckily I no longer have to wipe her bottom though!

[Sqad]

BOO I have to read it first to realise how vulgar it is.........then I "bugger off"

[redcrx]

youre lucky B00, i think little CRX is just laxy, little B00 is same age i think.
Do you also get the comments on how big it was

"mummy, its the biggest poo in the tyre world, come look"