OMG ... this is priceless ! ! !

[joggerjayne]

Just noticed ...

In Quizzes and Puzzles - Crosswords

there's someone asking for help with a crossword from ...

... hang on while I wipe my eyes ...

...




... the Daily Star ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bwaaaaah Haaaaaaah Haaaaaaaah Haaah Haah

[ReallyLegend]

t*t* ???



ehmmmmm is it

is it tots ????

[joggerjayne]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Crosswords/Question782998.html

[tamborine]

I see you weren't able to answer the questions JJ.

[SpodoCommodo]

What's the answer to the 1st one then?

[joggerjayne]

Awww, crap ...

I've just looked at it again ...

I'm crying with laughter here.

Okay ... coming soon to Q&P ...

Please help with these tricky clues...

4a. Four legged animal, kept as a pet (3) D_G

12d. Building where people live (5) HOU_E

20a. Colour of the sky on a nice day (4) B_UE



LOL LOL

[joggerjayne]

Spodo ...

How does the poster expect an answer to the first question, when the clue is blanked out?

But it could be "CAPITALIST"

or "LAPIDARIST" maybe.

[SpodoCommodo]

Do you get the Star to know what the clue was then or could it be that that's the way it was printed in the paper, 6 asterisks?

Just guessing words that happen to fit doesn't count as solving a clue.

[joggerjayne]

Spodo ...

As the poster has not given us the clue ...

... all we can do is suggest words that fit.

Sadly, I omitted to purchase Saturday's Daily Star.

Oh, Poop ... How could I have missed it !!!!!!! ???????

[craft1948]

Just guessing words that happen to fit doesn't count as solving a clue.
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well you've more chance of being right than if it doesn't fit....

[joggerjayne]

lol lol lol

=0d

[hippyhoppy]

Hellooo.... I'm back!! Virgin man has made my machine work again!! hurrah!! will be on the morning thread me thinks... ;-)

[joggerjayne]

Hiyaaaah, Hippety ... x

[hippyhoppy]

JJ - igonore Bear - telling everyone i had piles... how rude!! great to be back.. will messasge WBM to confirm that I'm not riddled!! lol

[sara3]

I'll bet the first one was starred out as it was some iffy word!

[caththecrazy]

sara I thought that and thought capatalist must be the correct answer as I've heard people say that

[joggerjayne]

sara ...

I'm thinking ...

the word was not too "iffy" if the answer was "VATICANIST"

or "LAPIDARIST" (someone who does stone cutting stuff)

... so I'm guessing the answer is "CAPITALIST"

(can't think of any other words that fit).

[SpodoCommodo]

craft1948 you've proved me wrong - I didn't believe this thread could become any more Neanderthal than it was before your contribution. Congrats and a lol (for good measure).

[craft1948]

thanks spodo......I think you're a bit of a ****** too.....

[donkeymike]

Jayne your 4a should read 8 across

you should have

2d, Machiavellian which would give you C
3d, Lawrencium............................................A
4d, Orthodontics,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, T