ever burped or farted in a

[zzxxee]

really embarresing place?
i did one at a job interview i didnt get the job needless to say

[sqad617]

Never!....never!...never!

[another-view]

When I was working, I thought I was alone in the office and let out a huge one. Unfortunately, I failed to spot the visiting consulant at the far end of the room.

[zzxxee]

not good another view not good at all

[another-view]

No, the consultant wasn't too impressed either hehe!

[zzxxee]

but it cleared the air
on second thoughts it probably didnt lol

[another-view]

You should join Status Quo vibra.

[zzxxee]

lovely vibra i look forward to your debut album lol

[CAJ1]

There's a guy in my office and he burps continuosly. He also farts and waves his hand around his bum to spread the smell. He is foul.

I can't think of any inappropriate ones although I can burp extremely loudly for a woman!

[zzxxee]

kill your office worker caj its one thing to burp and fart but not to be proud of them makeing everyone else suffer

[CAJ1]

Don't tempt me (thats only a small part of his annoying habits)! I should complain - would it come under the personal hygiene section of the company handbook?

[zzxxee]

poor you a smelly co-worker yuck think i feel somewhat sick now

[Stephen_G]

Only once.

I was working in an office and felt the bottom burp brewing. One S.B.D. later and even I had to leave the scene of the crime, leaving a known offender to take the blame. My red face gave me away. It was so bad, people came upstairs to complain.

Another time on a course, we were sitting around after lunch and a woman came into Reception to sign in for the afternoon. As she bent over she let out a trump that went on for about five seconds and everyone fell about laughing. I think she said she was on some sort of medication that gave her gas as a side effect. Her face went redder than mine.

[zzxxee]

lol nutmeg wish i would of been there

[CAJ1]

He also whistles, sings, shouts, swears very loudly, slams down the phone, ignores you if you pee him off, talks down to women, doesn't realise when he annoys someone and next day talks to them like their his best mate...the list is endless. No real bosses in my place to say to and HR Manager never here (plus she's taking a career break for a year) so just have to put up with it

[zzxxee]

just lock him in a cubord after you have all taken it in turns to fart in there

[CAJ1]

When I was in hospital, there was an old lady who musn't have been able to control her flactulence. Whenever she got out of bed, each time she moved her legs to walk she let a fart out and out night when she was sleeping - you should've heard them!

[craft1948]

When working in my first office job I starting laughing at something and couldn't stop. After a few moments the entire office was laughing at me as I was helpless laughing, hiccupping and farting all at the same time.

[CAJ1]

Just heard the fatring and burping guy yelling f*ck off at his computer and told him I didn't appreciate listening to his bad language - his answer was "tough"