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joggerjayne | 17:17 Wed 18th Mar 2009 | ChatterBank
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On Sunday lunchtime, I had a Bl0ody Mary in a local pub.

In the glass, was ...

... a stick of celery !!

Was I meant to eat it ?

Was the barman a secret Chelsea supporter ?

In the end, I left it.

Now, I'm wondering if I should put a stick of celery in Bl0ody Marys when I make them at home ?

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ooh - it's a tad pretentious round your way JJ.
I hate celery.
Are you suposed to use it as a spoon or something?


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JJ...yes.......and yes.
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I quite like celery.

Pretentious ... Nous ??

LOL

We're really just a cheesey little seaside town ...

... unless you live in "Hove Actually", of course.


(technically, we're a city!)
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Thank you sqad.

Well, that's that, then.
I usually drink the whole drink and just pretend that i dont know its there and pretend to start choking,after someone gives me the heimlich manouvre i spit out the celery and start shouting22 what idiot has let some of his lunch somehow fall into my drink"when they explain that its meant to be in there i then shout "vegetables belong on a plate not in a glass,and is he trying to call me queer"? this is usually followed by the pubowner appologising and me and my mates recieving free drinks.
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How many times does that work in the same pub, Chimp ?

LOL

chimp......bl00dy smooth!!!
joggerjayne
Wed 18/03/09
16:36 Question Author

How many times does that work in the same pub, Chimp ?

LOL


All the time as the pubowner is "animalist" yeah he reckons all of us chimps look the same.
Good afternoon squad. Have you finished grovelling yet?
sqad617
Wed 18/03/09
16:37 chimp......bl00dy smooth!!!

Dont i know it brother!
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Chimp ... you do all look the same.

Oh, sorry ... I thought you were somebody else.

Okay ... I'm going for a run while it's still sunny.

"c u l8r"

J x
cant say ive ever had a bloody mary does that make me sad???
Just a thought Chimp , do you also
live in the City of Brighton and Hove actually !!!

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