percentage of people on here who

[tinglepie]

are total alchys. Id say around 60-70 percent and im first to put my hand up.

[joggerjayne]

Well, erm ...

[hippyhoppy]

crack on Jayne..

[Cugetit]

Coo r u halling an alchy?

[tinglepie]

well im not suprised pickle surely all the pills, funky house and coke makes up for it?

[WhiteBear]

i must be between 30 - 40% of that then, i hardly ever drink.

i have two bottles of wine and a bottle of champers here 1 unopened since xmas! lol

[123everton]

IAP I e-mailed those people and they have'nt got back to me yet, I may just buy a pair and try to get them altered.

[joggerjayne]

Time to open that last bottle of wine from christmas, WhiteBear

http://www.bevsceramics.com/CLAY2960.jpg

[WhiteBear]

lol jayne, where do u find these pics!! r u my stalker :P xx

[tinglepie]

wb how is ur new place? Y da hell did u move out though? I told u wait till the house prices go down which they are! U will be able to get a mortgage 4 the same as rent soon. Can i have that bottle then?

[joggerjayne]

Maybe, WhiteBear. Look out of your window. See that dark grey MG driving off hurriedly ... LOL

Polar bears are the real stalkers. Cunning, crafty, mean, vicious killers ...

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/galle ry/knut-the-polar-bear.jpg

[Ethel]

I always enjoyed a drink until a blood test for something entirely unrelated showed my liver was in trouble.

No alcohol at all for me now. :(

[WhiteBear]

i wanted to move out ages ago, u should know that how much i used to moan about it.

my bro and his wife have moved back home (nephew in September), so i needed to move out or i would go insane! cant live with two sets of couples bickering 24/7 infront of me face!! (or they might make me baby sit!! no way!!!! )

besides my new place is lovely :) loving the freedom lovely apartment in city centre. and no u cant have my bottle of wine, u dont deserve to have it from me, besides u only live round the corner to a pub!

jayne that bear is dead cute :) i soo wanna cuddle it xxxxxx

[tinglepie]

oh go on wb.

[Drisgirl]

I am in rehab -i am totally 100% jaikie -there ya go Gravy:)

The sober ones who said i was mad were right all along -they dont drink into obliivion its me its me its me-I tell ya -and believe that and I would believe anything -apart from what comes out your mouth.

It was nice talkiing with you -must have grated to realise i was a real person behind the persona you were shafting -I enjoyed making you uncomfortable -i didnt phone for fun hope u realise.I have to say however you were utterly charming and polite despite politely trying to get me to go to **** lol.

Mission accomplished lol

He seriously was a true gentleman -and very polite -cant say fairer than that .

[babybow]

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