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styley | 01:04 Fri 03rd Aug 2007 | Jokes
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Two guys are out shooting ducks one day when one accidently shoots the other. Panic stricken he immediately rings 999 and gets through to the operator. He starts rambling at the operator "I've just killed my friend, I've just killed my friend" over and over but she can't understand him as he's slightly delirious with shock at what he's done. She tells him to calm down and then she gets the story from him. "OK" she says, "First of all we've got to make sure that he's dead". "Hold on", the man says and then the operator hears a shot gun blast. The man comes back on the phone "OK, he's definitely dead, what next?"
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