sounds fishy

[earsugar]

But my best friend Barbara who is 40 and a bit of a dreamer has moved to florida to work in a sea life centre. She has fallen for a foul mouthed dolphin called Derek.

She wont listen to me, I know he has other fish based partners but still she wants to move under the sea and free Derek from his fishy based entertainment prison.

Do i support her?, should i stop eating tuna?, would that help?

What do you think flipper would do?

[society]

Barbara is consumed by all that fishy scent. Maybe she like foul mouths. Do you eat tuna in oil or tuna in water?

[Mr.Nose II]

ill sing u (theoretically) a secret song in which i never sing.......here it goes.........

all u need is cheese.....oh oh ......al u need is cheese, at the centre of your heart.......sometimes i hear the song of a......(base guitar solo)..... dreamy dolphin/woman.....when you need it most ur llama disapppppeeeaaarrrsssah..................................................................................................catch ma drift?????

[earsugar]

Mr Nose

I get a mental picture of you and you look like gandolf, but wthout the hat and the horse.

Barbara is my friend, how do i convince her not to marry derek?

[earsugar]

I feel that barbara is too good for derik he would rather be with his fish people. He finds this accusation of human dolphin relations frankly offesnisive. Barbara should try to find love with something that is even slight;y realated to her species.

A side note to any one thats actually googled dolfin loving. You sick ******** you wont find any of your dolphin "Slash" Human porn here .


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[bongovanman]

is barbara the one with big flaps?

[hotpink]

i've met derek a few times, and hes an alright dolphin... you've got him all wrong. he's turned over a new shell now, and babara and him will be perfect together. you should support her during this mid life crisis of hers, and yes, carry on eating tuna if that's what you like!

[earsugar]

hotpink is right, derek aint that bad