Abu Hamza Good-looking?

[tugger2chews]

I was listening on the news to some bloke from a mosque in Brighton being interviewed. This bloke stated that when Abu Hamza first came to Britain he was such a good looking chap. My question therefore is:

Whats wrong with eyesights of people in Brighton?

[Goodsoulette]

lol..... what a cracker.

Maybe if anyone does find him handsome they should check this out.... personally I find Bertram rather attractive

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

[Goodsoulette]

oh you need to go to the order a husband tab

[tugger2chews]

Im not really trying to incite racial tension between Southerners and Notherners, so no going round burning each others village signs, yielding offensive black puddings, or drawing cartoons of our sacred god Postman Pat, oops somebody already has!

[sense4all]

you have been associatin' with w.m. for too long you dun bended yer brain!

[tugger2chews]

Brilliant goodsoulette i havent laughed like that in ages, honestly but I have to admit Andrew looks a right dish

[Ward-Minter]

I live in brighton and have perfect eyesight. Then again i have just paid to see leo sayer.

[Dolly1308]

too much good living and no work has made him fat and ugly.

[libertie]

Superb wish I could give you 6 stars Goodsoulette, the girls here are busy ordering.......not easy as there are so many honeys to choose from.....and some decent competition for Abu!!

[sp1814]

Goodsoulette - kudos to you. I've been laughing for the past 20 minutes.

That site link has now travelled around my office.

[Drusilla]

I always thought Abu Hamza looked a bit like the northern women you find in Coronation Street, tugger2chews. I see a resemblance with Ena Sharples, Rita and Big Betty, the hot pot queen. Such feminine girls up north!! No disrespect to the northerners of course.

[sp1814]

To all Northerners on this site, I would like to say that I love you all and don't think you're in any way 'rough'.

Drusilla - you're on yer own. Good luck ;-)

[johnlambert]

Perhaps the problem is'nt peoples eyesight in Brighton, maybe it's living in Brighton that changes your appearance, you could argue that living in Brighton makes you look haggard,

I wonder what my old sparring parner W-M thinks?

Over to you mate

[Ward-Minter]

33 years old,

6,1

13.8 stone

six pack

no grey

no balding

no specs

no viagra

no zits

no wrinkles

Don't get me wrong, I am no Brad Pitt, but certainly not haggard.

[Drusilla]

Right WM, you've described how you want to look, now the truth please and don't forget about the strait jacket. :-)

[Goodsoulette]

Im with Drusilla on the whole northern woman thing, I think southern girls are a little more delicate shall we say.

Is that a 6 pack of special brew?

[johnlambert]

W-M you forgot to add:

No life

[johnlambert]

Oooops, and :

no mates either

[Ward-Minter]

PS My pension at 33 is more than the national average wage alone. So there.

Christ I try and be humble by admitting I am no Brad Pitt and still get ridiculed. What a jealous bunch.

[Drusilla]

I admire you really, WM. Whenever I see your name I know sparks are going to fly and the debate will get rocking.
For me you represent free speech in all its shades- expressive, informative, controversial and on occasion, extremely rude.