If You Could Give An Impossible Gift....

[rowanwitch]

To five fellow ABers what would it be
I would give Emmie freedom from anxieties
Nailit the understanding of the world he so craves
kvalidir a child because I get the feeling she would have been a great if unorthodox mum
Gness an extra six inches. ( so she wouldn't need to carry a box to stand on)
Tonyav, the most far fetched of all. Villa winning the premier league..

..this is your chance to think of kindnesses

[gness]

This is nice, Rowan.....I will have a mull and post when Dave has recovered from the extra six inches gift bit.....he was slow to read the box part.... ;-)

[dannyk13]

A brain to a certain Aber who shall remain nameless.

[emmie]

thank you that is very kind of you.

[rowanwitch]

That's why I felt it needed clarification. He is tall enough.

[kvalidir]

Thank you Rowan, given what's happened recently that's possibly one of the nicest things that anyone's ever said to me x

Theland- I would give him good health because I think he really suffers and it affects everything about his existence.

Pasta- The power of Teleportation so she can see her brother easily.

Lady CG- A Dribble Proof new smartphone

Nailit - a good job with lots of responsibility- he'd make a great mentor for ex-offenders.

Jordy- I'd give him his lovely dog back

[horselady]

Chortle- - -I laughed at the extra 6 inches gift, lucky gness I thought :-))

[emmie]

TonyV his wife to be well
Waterboatman his Christmas with friends and family if possible.
LCG to share more happiness with her beautiful son and OH

[Theland]

Thank you Kval.

[rowanwitch]

It was hard to limit myself to just five, ideally I'd like to wish everyone the thing that would give them most joy.... sick bags are available for those who think this is a bit nauseating

[SparklyKid]

Sick bag please,lol. Bet sqad would like one also.

[sunny-dave]

A time machine for Rowan - back to when Redman was his irrepressible, incorrigible self - and some hangover pills for the next day :)

[rowanwitch]

Thanks , but I settled for the time we had, just a memory viewer would be nice though.

What's wrong with a positive energy post anyway.

[gness]

I'll second that, Dave....partly so I can have another chance to pat the correct bum this time....x

[pastafreak]

Aww kval...that's so sweet of you x

[aelmpvw]

you're not still sticking to that excuse are you? :-)

[gness]

I'm going to gift Mamya the eyesight she would like as I appreciate how horrid it is when you no longer have the ability to do the things you love......like the black on black I'm sewing just now...or trying to!

[-Talbot-]

Five mods ... the sack

[sunny-dave]

I am now worried that my present of the bumper book of "100 Things to Prick and Ping" may have been outgunned in the "Gifts for Gness" department.

[gness]

If that's for me, Ael then 'tis no excuse.....not nice to be challenged by the wife of the strange man whose bum you mistook for Redman's...... :-(

[Zacs-Master]

I think someone is already giving Gness 6 inches.