I've Done A Michael Fish..... :-(

[gness]

I forecast no rain in Northants for all summer because I have been given a snazzy umbrella.....

Can we change that to......

It won't stop raining in Northants for all summer because I have been given a snazzy umbrella.... x

[jambutty]

Ah but how snazzy is it ?

[ummmm]

I knew this would happen and I blame you :-)

It hasn't been too bad in my part of Northants...just a bit of drizzle mainly.

[Baldric]

It no good you carping on about it.

[gness]

Monsoon snazzy, Jam......x

Bucketing down here, Ummmm......want to buy a nearly new brolly?...☺

[gness]

Oh, pollocks.....I said when I looked out this morning, Baldric....x

[ummmm]

No...it's a bad luck brolly :-)

You should get one like mine...it's very un-snazzy.

[gness]

Noooo....'tis a good brolly.....huge with flashing lights....bliss.....☺

[ummmm]

Peeing it down now!!!

[gness]

There you go, Ummmm....that's what you get for ...dissing..is that the term....my brolly!....☺

[-SharonA-]

I am blaming that umbrella of yours gness!
The weather was perfect until then :-(

[viv41]

Brng it over to the NW gness, then I won't have to water the plants tonight !

[ummmm]

I used to have loads of brollies collected from going to too many funerals. Someone would always leave a brolly in my car...

[ummmm]

None of them snazzy though...

[Bertrum]

Stay away from west wales were still in brilliant sunshine but very windy so umbrella snazzy or not is no use here

[viv41]

It might be a windproof one bertrum ....!

[gness]

I am sorry, folks....and I can't come to the NW because.....believe it or not... I am heading through Wales soon.....☺

[ummmm]

I thought you were going to say that you're barred :-)

[viv41]

Awwww !

[Bertrum]

Have you had your injections, passport up to date, changed currency

[gness]

No...that was the dirty B&B somewhere down south, Ummmm.....and of course all of MrsO's pubs....x