Noah's Flood Was Real!

[Zacs-Master]

According to this Texan bloke, anyway.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/texas-man-noahs-flood-fossils_uk_56edb0fce4b030d552ef666a?utm_hp_ref=uk

An insight into why Donald Trump may well become president.

[jomifl]

I have found snails in my garden too!

[Zacs-Master]

Snail fossils jom, actual gen-ewe-wine snail fossils! Ain't no disputin' that boy. No sireeee.

[Gromit]

I think it is well known that a flood event took place. There is sedimentary evidence. It is not at all wacky to velieve in it, because there is evidence for it.

[-Talbot-]

All sounds feasible to me. I think that's why there are no unicorns nowadays.
They had to make way for the snails.
It's all in the Book of Genesis. Noah said to his wife
'We have too much weight on this Ark'
To which she replied ....

"Yes, get rid of the unicorns, we need less cargo"

[Zacs-Master]

(I think Gromit has missed the point)

[mikey4444]

Nothing that American Christians say is remotely surprising to me. Complete drivel !

[waterboatman]

There are idiots everywhere mikey.

[Gromit]

It's on tv. What more evidence do you need.?
.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJlyAsQICAQ

[EDDIE51]

Noah's wife says to him '' What are we going to do with all the ***
that is building up in the ark from all these animals?''
'' Just tip it all overboard'' replies Noah, so they tip the huge pile of poo over the side.
Then In 1492 Columbus discovered it!

[mikey4444]

Boaty...there are indeed but this chap came from Texas !

[mikey4444]

Apologies for posting this again, but it still cracks me up !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarofaycN3c

[naomi24]

Oo-er! He could be right! That self-proclaimed fossil expert looks like God!

[sandyRoe]

The evidence is closer to hand than some think. The land under the North Sea once teemed with people, settlements, animals, and flowing rivers.

[jomifl]

I think that's why there are no unicorns nowadays.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=snail+fossils&biw=1227&bih=605&source=lnms&tbm=isch&;sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjzs8XM-M7LAhXCKJoKHQJbALAQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=Yc83HZsFbLygaM%3A

Well, that's one mystery solved.

[jomifl]

Gen ew ine unicorn horns.

[Zacs-Master]

Naomi.....and how do you know what God looks like?

(Please don't reply......please!)

[sp1814]

I tried watching that Russell Crowe movie 'Noah' last year but gave up after 20 minutes (I can't stand Russell Crowe), which was a pity, because I was hoping to see how they explained the whole feeding issue.

I mean - the herbivores could be sorted with loads of vegetation...but what about the carnivores? What did the lions, tigers, pumas, wolves etc eat???

And who was in charge of ensuring that it was definitely a male and female from each species?

I mean, can anyone here confidently tell the sex of a monitor lizard?

And what about snakes? Were they allowed on board after that whole Garden of Eden thing?

[naomi24]

Zacsmaster, got to. Michelangelo showed me.

SP, I gave up on that movie too. Dire.

[mikey4444]

sp....Mrs Brown said it all !

[sp1814]

naomi24

Thanks for confirming.

mikey4444 - I've never seen Mrs Brown's Boys before, but that clip has made me want to watch:

"We had two hamsters for a fecking month and they nearly **** out the house".

Ha ha ha...