Horrid Experience

[mrs_overall]

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench outdoors minding my own business when a wasp flew up my nose!
I jumped to my feet and invented a dance called the "I have a wasp up my nostril dance." This consisted of me flailing my arms uselessly, stamping my feet and generally stumbling around whilst making the sort of snorting noises generally only heard from a horse with catarrh and serious sinus issues.
Eventually it flew out of its own accord without stinging me.
What was funny about the incident was as I was doing my dance & snorting routine, a woman sitting further along the bench said "do you know a wasp has just flown up your nose?"

[aelmpvw]

nice to hear from you mrs_o, hope you're still on the mend

[boxtops]

AArgh! It's bad enough when a fly goes in your mouth!

[mrs_overall]

Hi aelmpvw - lovely to be back. I am now up to firing on 3 cylinders and getting there

[berniecuddles]

hello mrs o how are you xxx

[cupid04]

You should have replied you hum it, I'll sing it ! [and dance]

[mrs_overall]

....waves at bernie & cupid.....

It beats my previous most horrid experience when I woke up with a moth in my mouth one night

[boxtops]

Thank goodness you didn't have to dance to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roXfmaV6APA

[mrs_overall]

trigger, wasps are only small!

[jno]

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cIn6HfhzTc

[cupid04]

I hope you are feeling better. Missed your wit!

[mrs_overall]

boxy, I haven't heard that one in years

jno - catchy lyrics lol

[mrs_overall]

blushes

Hello jordy xx

[shoota]

So.....how many cylinders have you got then?

[maggiebee]

Not quite a wasp Mrs O but................. oh and welcome back.

One fine day as I was walking down the street
I spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket in his tin cup I did drop it
And I heard him say as I made my retreat
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
may an elephant caress you with it's toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

[mrs_overall]

hello shoota. Gosh, you do ask some personal questions xx

Good one maggie!

[mrs_overall]

gets the red pen out