England V Scotland

[Just-Jude]

When the Tartan Army invade London tomorrow, will David Cameron have to get the ad vans out to persuade them to go home after the match?

[sir.prize]

Hopefully the Border Control will stop them getting here in the first place!

[ChillDoubt]

Doubt there'll be any need. Why would they want to hand around in London for longer than is necessary? There's more than enough ethnic minorities around as it is......

[Arksided]

Just as well Wembley has goal-line technology the Scots might think they've won the world cup again.

[murraymints]

Oooo !!!!

[murraymints]

The kilts,bagpipes,haggis and irn bru are on the way....ye sassanachs !!

[ChillDoubt]

That should be hang around, not hand....

[Nibble]

Hey! jj, we're awredddy here - just didnae leave fae the last game :-))

[wolf63]

You'd better keep an eye on the goal posts and the turf.

[Nibble]

The're all in my back garden...... looking lovely too :-)

[ichkeria]

What I want to know is, if during the really Big Game tomorrow night in Belfast any Russian player hugs another for scoring will he find he needs to claim political asylum?

[anneasquith]

I think the tartan army may be happy to go home, less chance of being mugged at home !!!!!!!!!!!

[wolf63]

I wonder have my Argentina 1978 t-shirt. Tartan Army !!!

[Quizmonster]

Let's hope the result is the same as it was the last time they played each other at Wembley, in November 1999...1/0 to Scotland!

[joggerjayne]

Why are they coming?

[anotheoldgit]

Lets hope Nigel Farage and his UKIP party, give them the same reception that they gave him, then they will all be barricaded in the pubs unable to support their team.

[Brenden]

They cannot do that aog, the owners of the pubs will be classified as "bigots or racists" take your pick.

[Brenden]

Both words are superfluous to the english language. imo,

[Quizmonster]

How could any rational person imagine that "being barricaded in pubs" would be unpopular among Scots, given that they could probably watch the game in comfort there? (I am a Scot, by the way, in case anyone foolishly imagines I'm a racist.)