Two in One...

[Jemisa]

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Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself “fat chance with a face like that!”

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I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

[piggynose]

barrel scraping comes to mind

[Jemisa]

Yes Yes PN I Know, Sorreee...

jem

[tonyav]

Oi, Jem take no notice. Keep em comin lol.