A Tuesday Story... contributions please.

[Bbbananas]

I'll start:

"There's more to this than meets the Jap's eye" said Sargeant Kanishiro.
"Aye" said Doug his Lancashire sidekick. "There is indeedy".

[tonyav]

Has he pulled his note book from his pocket.

[mccfluff]

but first i need some cheese

[Bbbananas]

Aye lad - but the slit-eye race aren't big on cheese are they? And what about that bleedin sushi rubbish?

[snags]

'sushi'? Ask Sargeant Kanishiro.... he turned to his superior, Colonel Ingus, and asked ''....

[China Doll]

'Have you seen mega shark v giant octopus?'

[Bbbananas]

Colonel Lingus said no I haven't - but I do know where to get something good to munch on... that's one thing I do know.

[China Doll]

And as long as it's a mixture of salt and sweet...

[Bbbananas]

So Doug turned around sharply and snapped "You stupid men - why don't you just go and commit Hari Kari or something... t0ssers, you're no bleedin help to me in an invesgation".

[snags]

Calm down Doug... ''now... anyone for a bit of clam jousting'' shouted the Colonel... he reached into his pocket, and with a beaming smile. produce a long, firm and rather impressive...

[Bbbananas]

spear.
Spearing the bearded clam is just what we need on this fine morn - it'll help us think better

[mccfluff]

give me sword then said the ....

[Bbbananas]

No thanks said Doug - I got me biro.

[snags]

''Spearing the clam is a no no... it requires gentle coaxing... look, like this'' said the Colonel as he gently...