Children And Old People,who'd Have 'em?!

[pixie373]

Just took elderly gentleman client to a cafe. He's a little deaf and speaks quite loudly.
His first comment on sitting down, was "it says 'help yourselves to cutlery.' We need more forks at home, don't we?"
He got a very dirty look from the waitress, who was putting a large slice of cake in front of a (very) large lady. At which point, my client shouts, "you'd think that would be the last thing she needs!"
So that was a comfortable atmosphere.

Any stories of being embarrassed by your friends/relatives/kids?

[craft1948]

I love him.............

[tonyav]

Yep, funny guy.

[pixie373]

He is lovely...

[daffy654]

My nephew aged 5, on a bus in Leicester city centre many years ago. He spotted a digger at the side of the road and loudly pointed it out to everyone within earshot, he loved diggers. Main problem being he couldn't say digger properly and always pronounced it to begin with a letter 'n'.

[shaneystar2]

A child of mine once informed a whole bus full of people that I was wearing black knickers .

[pixie373]

Oh dear, daffy! And that's funny, shaney (lucky you were wearing some, i suppose)
Mine used to shout "daddy!" at random strangers.

[murraymints]

In natural history museum with nephew aged 4...after listening to guide tell a story how dinosaurs were wiped out....announced very loudly...auntie..he is talking rubbish that is not what happened and proceeded to recount in detail the correct scientific explanations....mum and dad both scientists !.....

[RATTER15]

I was in a bedroom with another carer and a very elderly but very wealthy, posh lady sat on the commode, (she thought all the carers were her servants) we were having a bit of a laugh with her with some gentle ribbing about a guy in the home that she was a bit sweet on, when she announced that she doesn't really like men, all they do is jump about on top and make a horrible mess, she then blurted out " I am a virgin you know, look here you can check) I was out of that room in a flash!!

She was a lovely lady, previously married to a one eyed Dr. and no children, I think I now know why she didn't have children, I'm unsure how the Dr. lost his eye, I just have a feeling this lady had something to do with it.

[Mamyalynne]

My daughter used to do the 'Daddy' thing too - in a café once, without looking up from his DS my Grandson announced "Do you know Grandma, breasts are not just for looking at" All eyes swivelled to the the young lady who had just entered showing cleavage almost to her navel.

[daffy654]

My youngest daughter used to shout daddy to random men, she also once (when she was about 2) punched some poor bloke in the tesicles whilst we were waiting at a checkout.

[pixie373]

Lol. These are brilliant! :D

[pixie373]

I did embarrass myself a while ago, when a client asked for her slippers. I rooted through the pile she pointed at, and said "sorry, i can only find odd ones."
She said, "yes dear, but I've only got one leg, haven't I?"
Oops.

[RATTER15]

Lol pixie373, I remember taking our regular chiropodist to meet our newest resident to sign him up for chiropody services, he unfortunately had no legs!

[pixie373]

Glad you do it too, Ratter!

[fairycakes69]

My 4 year old granddaughter whenever she sees a Chinese person she has to ask very loudly ' why that person from China here, why they not in China?' Have tried to explain that they live here, but it's not getting through. When she sees a larger person, she asks loudly why they eat so much and should stop as they are fat.

[zebo]

In Summer we were q'ing in the bank and my daughter touched the bare arm of a West Indian man in front and said "You're very brown, aren't you". Luckily he found it very funny.

[chrisgel]

My daughter informed everyone on the bus that "Mummies got a bra on her legs"
She'd seen her putting suspenders on.

[Connemmara]

my nephew when he received his Holy Communion - came screaming up the aisle with the communion on his tongue "look I got it I got it". You were supposed to swallow it.

[fairycakes69]

Zeno that really made me laugh, so glad the little one hasn't come away with that one.

[EDDIE51]

When my eldest daughter was about 2 my wife took her into the ladies loo at a shopping centre as they both needed a pee. There was a queue as they were waiting their turn, my daughter bent down and looked under the door of the nearest cubicle . She looked back up and said the my wife '' It's Ok Mum this ladies's finished , she's pulling up her knickers ''