the Ryder Cup

[joggerjayne]

... is getting exciting.

I wish it wasn't going to finish so late.

[sir.knobby]

Is there a bit of sexual innuendo i detect your voice there about finishing late there then J J

[Drisgirl]

Now I know why H keeps telling me to belt up !!

I thought he was just being a fanny but ive just read out what you posted and he went 'see' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must watch mow -btw -you have been awol -did you run this past anyone?????????

[cazzz1975]

dont say that jayne, everyone here finds it really boring, listen for all the sterotype golf comments, they are gold

[sir.knobby]

or even Is there a bit of sexual innuendo i detect in your voice

[sir.knobby]

Cazzzy you know that you can play a round of golf while stripping down a gear box with a blindfold on

[cazzz1975]

I can also strip down a computer as well knobby but the locals dont like me getting my bits out on the course

[joggerjayne]

I'm struggling a bit with the "sexual innuendo" suggestion.

Besides, I'm normally a bit more up front with my innuendos.

[cazzz1975]

I bet you have been drooling at the players jayne

[sir.knobby]

Thats what I love about you on here cazzzy you always make me laugh no matter how smart my reply and knowledgeable (yea found me spell check) my answer is to you, you always get that one up dry soh on me just like bob the turkey.

And Oi I aint dissing you there as you know I have deep respect for you on here my little cog wheel in this compllcated system of life.

[joggerjayne]

LOL Cazzz. I've posted before about Ian Poulter and his interesting trousers (but not this week, as he's in uniform).

Controversial choice by Nick F, but Poulter has played really well.

[sir.knobby]

J J you have not been yourself just lately and have not been on here as much.
Wazzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppppppp....

[cazzz1975]

aww thanks knobbs, I normally make a tit of myself on forums as well

jj I always supported faldo's picks and poulter (who is married and wife expecting number 3) has always been a consistant player, I hope the old farts on the golf mags are ready to eat their "poulter will not add anything to the ryder cup team" comments tomorrow :D

shame america won but oh well, they are all ugly mugs anyhoo ;D

[joggerjayne]

Sorry knobby.

I've had a load of "proper" work to do recently, so not much time to play.

But thank you for noticing. xxx

Actually, there are a few people who are relieved when I have to stay away.

Cazzz ... I think it was a disgrace that "our" press picked a fight with Faldo last week. I mean ... whose side are they on ???

[cazzz1975]

they are stuck in the routine of picking montgomerie and clarke, both of whom are not playing at their best, montgomerie is getting a bit old as well, faldo is looking for the stars of tomorrow.

[joggerjayne]

Actually, I'd have picked Monty. He intimidates the Americans.

But ...

... Nick didn't phone to ask my advice. He must have lost my number.

The scores are not looking good now.

And, Brighton lost at home to someody called "Walsall" this weekend.

[cazzz1975]

lol I would not have picked montgomerie, he has played really badly for the last year, his ranking has dropped out of the top 100. he could not even make the cut for the one event he had to do well in in the run up to the ryder cup

[joggerjayne]

Aww Crap.

It's over.

[cazzz1975]

yep, it was always going to be americas win, next time we will get it back because the ryder cup will be in wales on a lynx course

[joggerjayne]

lynx like the little animals?

I might go to Wales then.

It is anywhere near Scotland?

LOL

[cazzz1975]

lol they are all near scotland!