Warning

[aka pixi]

If you came with a warning what would it be?

After the numerous silly guffs I have made lately mine would be 'Warning requires adult supervision at all times' :(

[China Doll]

Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after dosage.

Possible side effects include toxic shock.

May contain nuts.

[jane1098]

Stand Well Back....

Possible "Gas" Leak.

[aka pixi]

LOL China, though I would have left the word 'may' out ;)

[4GS]

Does not tolerate fools gladly

[cazzz1975]

warning, highly flammable

[China Doll]

Well I could have added 'may cause drousiness and confusion'

[aka pixi]

lmao at jane

ABANDON THREAD EVERYONE lol

[weeal]

http://hochwald.tripod.com/signs/highvoltage/

[funnygirl]

Mine would be:
May Irritate eyes and ears!

[steg]

suitable for over 18's only

[dundurn]

Danger. Gas Vent. Do not cover!

[GMOC]

Mine would be 'Desperate 41 year old minging spinster alert.....lock up your sons/boyfriends/husbands/animals'

[aka pixi]

heres a better one for you GMOC (IMO anyhow)

http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uplo ads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg

[mistys]

Warning!! Will need carrying home at end of night!

[aka pixi]

another for me would be 'keep well away from power tools'

[andrea81]

* * Don't throw away the instructions... I may be easy to operate at first but when I go wrong I'm very difficult to deal with!!! * *

[Munkeeluvva]

Slippery when wet.

[lubecki161]

Munkeeluvva..........Gross!!

[Drisgirl]

Warning stand well back before she blows -and by that i dont mean f a r t or going down -lol

[natalie_1982]

"Warning, animal may bite"