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Tom's Sausage, Part Two

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mikey4444 | 07:24 Sat 06th Apr 2013 | Radio
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I'm not surprised that Brenda has finally given up on Tom's sausage.
Not sure how she has put up with him for so long. But at least bird-brain Alice has at last seen some sense.
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Will Lillian do the same to stalker Paul? Will Elizabeth succomb to Iffties charm? Will Pat & Tony sell the herd? Will Darrell be caught by Brian Aldridge? Can somebody stragle Pip?....The suspense is killing:-)
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Carrust...my prediction for the future beside the Am....

Lillian and the ghastly Paul's romance can't possibly succeed. Lillian has lived the life of luxury for far too long to want to lose it now. Paul may be more exciting in bed but Matt will bring more and fatter bacon, and she knows it ! But I hope against hope that I am not on holiday somewhere when Matt meets them coming out of Underwoods Foodhall !

I trust Elizabeth will find happiness again with somebody. But I'm not sure if it will be Iffty. Her kids would like it to happen of course, especially Freddie but I think Ifftys race and religion are maybe a step too far for the kind but simple folk of Ambridge. Now I know what everyone will say...look at the Vicar but lets not forget what happened when Usha turned up...hate attacks, tutting behind the privet, and poor Shula didn't know here arse from her elbow for over a year ! But I have my fingers crossed. I don't think it will too long until she has his bails off.

Actually I don't think the herd will be sold, despite last nights episode. Pat and Tony have been surrounded by mooing for so long, that it would be unthinkable not to be. Anyway, Tom has another, more important problem on his plate right now. I know I shouldn't really feel sorry for him but I'm sorry, I just can't help it. Perhaps Brenda and Alice can bugger off to North America together, like Thelma and Louise and we can kill two birds with one stone

To be honest, everytime I hear that bloody accent on Darrell, I feel the urge to get in my Fiesta, drive to Ambridge and give him a good smack. I know I shouldn't be prejudiced but as soon as I hear "Arwl roight Broian" I want to throw up. But exactly what are they getting up to in Brian's barn ?
If it involves wild women, Brian might want to join in

Actually have you noticed that Brian is featured less and less these days ?
Isn't it about time he had his leg over unwisely again ? Its been years since he had an affair...remember Caroline, a long time before Siobhan ? He even tried it on with poor Betty, just after she ruined the fish knives...good job Mike Tucker never found about that !

Strangling is far too good for Pip. She is thoroughly loathsome and should be culled ASAP. Trampled by a mad bull might be nice and think of the sound effects !

Isn't Saturday night the worst night of the year ? No Archers !

Should we start an on-line petition to get it 7 nights a week ?

The Archers I mean.
I know they're related and there's an age difference, but I'd like to see Tom and Pip together, two utterly selfish, self-obsessed people.
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What an intriguing idea Zebo, but I'm not sure if Ambridge is ready for THAT kind of relationship, unless they both converted to Mormonism first !
Me neither!! I was wondering what Pat could be saying 'Oh no, Tony!!! to next, now she's agreed to give up the dairy herd.! I'd like it if pip and Helen would fall head first into the slurry tank. (Must be doing a care-in-the -community pitch, they've got somebody to ask 'hellon' on a date!) Dont like helen and Emma's 'friendship' doesn't ring true. Love for Brenda to have a scream-fest at Lilian, tell her a few home truths in front of Matt. the widow pargeter isn't ready for hanky panky with ifty, he was on his toes and away after one kiss.
Story I would like for Ed's herd to move to Bridge farm, and that secures his future supplying the milk round and bridge farm.
Myson has been quiet, so has jamie.

Others to fall into the slurry tank; William, Iona, Susan, that new/old Clarrie - sounds like she talks through gritted teeth and far too old, bring backthe last one! Dopey David and Ruth - why don't they just threaten pip with charging her keep?

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