Horoscope

twigness | 13:31 Fri 01st May 2009 | ChatterBank

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http://humour.200ok.com.au/zodiac.html

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joggerjayne

Well, as a Vrigo, I can only say ...

Yes!!! ... It's so true !!!!!!!

LOL

MWB

Zodiac Killer & I'm all ears.

MWB

Twigness?

sn�gs

''You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a penny. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.''

:-(

legend.isgod

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

Absolute crap

anyone wanna beer ?

hic hic

ummmm

Same as snags.....

sn�gs

See you in Prison then...

legend.isgod

I may join you there ive committed a w0ggle offence : 0)

MWB

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general loser.

Hrumph!

sn�gs

^ ''step away from the keyboard and put your hands on your head?"

legend.isgod

Ok akela.

Sorry : 0(

craft1948

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving sods and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.

....well mostly frogs actually....

legend.isgod

cfart will you bake me a file with a cake in it ?

craft1948

no leggy...but I'd obviously nick one for you.......or something similar...w oggle w oggle

legend.isgod

Ive seen two suspicious looking cubs outside my shop and a brown owl too!!

Im getting worried farty

ummmm

I've just text my BF his horoscope......

I loved the 'Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest'

hee hee.....

legend.isgod

hi ummmmmm

craft1948

leggy.....just get the gun out....