spiced up sex life

[logic]

A woman decided to spice up her sex life, so she bought some crochless knickers,
One evening she sat on the settee facing her husband, with her legs wide open,

Husband looks at his wife and says, are you wearing crochless knickers,?

Yes she replies,
thank god for that, said he, I thought the sofa had split open.

[funnygirl]

You dirty old man!!!

But I like it!!! Lol.