Tilly.
"I am envious of those of you who live near the sea. It'll be lovely tomorrow. "
Don't be, it is not all it is cracked up to be,roads congested, no parking spaces, shops and restaurants packed, paths littered with waste and what's more, kids. Little darlings with their adoring parents (or usually just a single mum) and what it worse, with their grandparents who generally speaking are worse at handling the kids than the parents.
Grandma: Don't do that Jaxon.
grandma: I said don't do that.
Grandma: That is a very rude sign Jaxon.