101 Uses Of A Dead Talbot...

[mrs.chappie]

Here we go with number 1...

Stick him in a corner, put a lampshade on his head, and your new lamp will be a great talking point at all your parties.

[anneasquith]

oh heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[gness]

Oh I thought I'd laughed enough tonight....then this appeared....!!!!

Dare I say...I own a bicycle?.......

[Ann]

Cement him up in the wall and sing him the famous Pink Floyd song changing the B to P :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhgE5bfcFTU

[pusskin]

But nobody will be able to see him down in the cellar though, will they?

[mrs.chappie]

Get him on all fours, give him a good rub down and varnish, and he'll make a handy coffee table (although I like Gness's bike-park idea better).

[-Talbot-]

I can multi task, coffee table/bike rack ...no problem.

[-Talbot-]

Stick him in a corner, put a lampshade on his head, and your new lamp will be a great talking point at all your parties.


Although pointless in the gness house ...turn on the Talbot lamp and the shower comes on.

[gness]

Devil of a job getting the washing dry this weather.....we could hang the washing on Talbot and spin him around I suppose...x

[Ann]

..... yes one big drip! ;)

[gness]

Only if I take electrical advice from you, poppet....x

[mrs.chappie]

He'd make a good scarecrow, out standing in is field....he'd like that. :o)

[gness]

You know the game Operation.....we could have a life sized patient at the next kid's party....x

[mrs.chappie]

Yup...and he'd make a nice hat stand (do folk still have them?)

[gness]

I'm off to tuck in with Lester and a game of scrabble.....

Thank you all for your company tonight...and the fun....I was in control til MrsCh posted this.....I was expecting a birthday thread....a tenna lady moment....

Pity Divebuddy didn't join in more....I was just beginning to feel we were connecting...oh well...

Night all....Gx

[-Talbot-]

Yup...and he'd make a nice hat stand (do folk still have them?)

plenty of room for the brollies too

[mrs.chappie]

Sleep well Gness.

DISCLAIMER...No Talbots were harmed in the making of this thread. :o)

[sunny-dave]

Thank you Mrs C - an inspired thread.

I've been on a Sabbatical from here & decided I'd only come back for something that made me laugh ... a lot ... which this did ... in spades.

Cheers

Dave xx

[Ann]

Nice to see you Dave x

[Ann]

For those wondering this morning what this post is all about, you need to read last night's post from Gness - Talbot was winding everyone up so this is the hilarious response (you had to be there) ;)

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden/Question1434683.html

[gness]

Morning, Dave....you and MrsO popping in......nice surprise....and laughing a lot too.......☺...x