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Jemisa | 22:26 Sun 23rd Jun 2013 | ChatterBank
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Today going down the high St. I saw a young lady who must have been about 7-8 months pregnant,she had a T-shirt on and accross the front in big letters it said "I should have danced all night"
I thought that quite funny, what funny slogans have you seen on a T-shirt?

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Drinking is my religion please join me in a prayer.

I stand for no one (plain lazy brand)
On an otherwise plain black T-shirt worn by a 13 year old boy:
"...yeah, whatever"
"If you can read this, you're too close. F*** off"
Jesus is coming...look busy.
My OH has one that says...

FCUK YOU on the front and YOU FCUKING FCUK on the back.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
I used to have one that said 'A hard man is nice to find'. The mother-in-law thought it was a misprint :-(
"Have another beer" in a typeface that no matter how hard you try, you just can't focus on it.
I've seen a maternity top with "it started with a kiss..."
also, "how's my drinking? Please ring 0800...etc"
and "if found, please return to pub"
When I was a youngster riding my Triumph motorcycle, before we were flooded with Japanese bikes, I had a T shirt that said.

" I would rather eat worms than ride a Japanese motorcycle"
I saw one in a service area on the M1 which read, I'm with stupid. I think the man with her must have been.
I used to drive a Suzuki which had a sticker on saying 'Buy Blitish'
Not long ago I saw a very very large lady, on her T shirt it said:

"Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt"
"Fighting for PEACE, is like F***ING for Virginity"
Seen recently on an older ( 70 yr ) gentleman a white T declaring " I am The Stig ".
I used to like the t shirts Viz used to advertise...
"Don't be soft, have a fight"
"Drink beer, smoke tabs"
and my favourite..
"Listen to your doctor - Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink"
That's a good one Mass...
Talking if Viz magazine I remember the ads for the tongue-in-cheek Nat West adverts with the T-shirt slogan: "Left school? No job? No money? Then f..k off"

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