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tinkerbell23 | 12:37 Fri 17th Feb 2012 | ChatterBank
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....whilst under the influence of alcohol...

I KNOW its not big, an its not clever, and we shouldnt drink over the units and blah blah blah..... Its not boasting..

Just a chuckle.....

..dont be offended!!!!
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I don't remember :-)
Did a very naughty thing with my boss.... on the empty top floor of the office we worked in...
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ROFL rowan.......!!!! Ummm think hard!!

I remember years ago my mum though jif toilet wipes were makeup wipes ahahahah sore face next day!!!!!!

Ive came home in a trolley more than once! X
Been pushed down the high street in a wheelie bin...
i never do anything silly when drunk
I tried to leap frog a bollard after a party. I was wearing a long jumper and it snagged on the bollard as I jumped over. I landed on my knee, the wonders of alcohol as an anaesthetic were great. The next morning when I got out of bed and put weight on it I nearly fainted from the pain. It was the size of a football and as the days went by I watched the amazing array of colours come and go as the bruising came out :-(
I do daft things everyday. Not because of drink but because of age :-)
My last comment has just reminded me that its a certain friend's birthday today! I would have been in big trouble if I'd forgotten that.
ohh gosh, oh so many! One particulalrly chilly November morning I got dropped off about 5 mins from mine at around 2am, got into mine about 5ish having gone walkabout!
Most of the others revolve around women I shouldn't have been kissing, for one reason or another!!
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Lmao lankeela! Im really laughing out loud here!! Never ever mcfluff??

Eccles i too have hurt my knee after a few it still aches in the cold!!!!

Och..ive often broke into some questionable break dancing...in a packed night club....on holiday...i think its appropriate in foam parties to remove items of clothing too! Amazing what a few wines can do!!

Woke up with one eyebrow once too :0(
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Paul...nothing worse when its someone you shouldnt LOL x
Soooooo many. Mostly ones I want to avoid thinking about.

One that causes the least amount of shame is when we decided to do a bit of hedge diving on the way home one night. Unfortunately I didn't notice the 'hedge' I went for was actually a rose bush.

Couldn't work out why my face, arms and back were covered in painful scratches when I woke up the next morning.
Aah, yes I remember a weekend house party, a guy had fallen asleep on the sofa. We shaved his eyebrows off and replaced them with orange peel and took a photo of him, he was known as Jaffa for evermore. We learnt sometime later that Jaffa was also a term for an infertile man which might explain his difficulty in getting a girlfriend!
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My hedgediving is always accidental evian LOL

Oh dear...i ran down a bowling asile and knocked all the pins down as a dare- bottle of champers was the prize :0/ which i didnt need!

Resulted in my being found in a bush by my unamused friend who also had to pay £15 to the taxi that i was sick on :0/ .....then.....i got into bed with her brother!!!!!!!!
If someone gets so drunk you can't wake them up...put some banana down the back of their pants.

The look on their face when they do wake up is, errrr, classic...lol
That is not nice ummmm a waste of a good banana cat or dog food would be much better
I once was out in the garden calling our dog by name. I got increasingly worried when he didn't appear.But , as was pointed out to me, in no uncertain terms, by the rest of the household, he'd been dead for two years.

A friend was phoned by the neighbours one morning. His car was in their drive. He lived in a road of identical houses and.....
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Hahahah eccles! Poor guy!!!

Ummm!! Theyd think theyd shhhhhht themselves LOL!!

I saw a guy get his hand cabletied once and tried to open the door - not funny for him!! X
I dunno Tink, sometimes it's more fun! Although those days are well behind me now!!
.... don't accept mushroom omelettes from strangers whilst drunk ...

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