I tried to leap frog a bollard after a party. I was wearing a long jumper and it snagged on the bollard as I jumped over. I landed on my knee, the wonders of alcohol as an anaesthetic were great. The next morning when I got out of bed and put weight on it I nearly fainted from the pain. It was the size of a football and as the days went by I watched the amazing array of colours come and go as the bruising came out :-(
ohh gosh, oh so many! One particulalrly chilly November morning I got dropped off about 5 mins from mine at around 2am, got into mine about 5ish having gone walkabout!
Most of the others revolve around women I shouldn't have been kissing, for one reason or another!!
Lmao lankeela! Im really laughing out loud here!! Never ever mcfluff??
Eccles i too have hurt my knee after a few it still aches in the cold!!!!
Och..ive often broke into some questionable break dancing...in a packed night club....on holiday...i think its appropriate in foam parties to remove items of clothing too! Amazing what a few wines can do!!
Soooooo many. Mostly ones I want to avoid thinking about.
One that causes the least amount of shame is when we decided to do a bit of hedge diving on the way home one night. Unfortunately I didn't notice the 'hedge' I went for was actually a rose bush.
Couldn't work out why my face, arms and back were covered in painful scratches when I woke up the next morning.
Aah, yes I remember a weekend house party, a guy had fallen asleep on the sofa. We shaved his eyebrows off and replaced them with orange peel and took a photo of him, he was known as Jaffa for evermore. We learnt sometime later that Jaffa was also a term for an infertile man which might explain his difficulty in getting a girlfriend!
Oh dear...i ran down a bowling asile and knocked all the pins down as a dare- bottle of champers was the prize :0/ which i didnt need!
Resulted in my being found in a bush by my unamused friend who also had to pay £15 to the taxi that i was sick on :0/ .....then.....i got into bed with her brother!!!!!!!!
I once was out in the garden calling our dog by name. I got increasingly worried when he didn't appear.But , as was pointed out to me, in no uncertain terms, by the rest of the household, he'd been dead for two years.
A friend was phoned by the neighbours one morning. His car was in their drive. He lived in a road of identical houses and.....