last nite i was put up for auction by mrs kawa.

[kawa4]

and the lucky bidder was bensmum she bid �23.86. HAVE i got a suprise for you. Well tonight its mrs kawa up for sale. She may be old and well run in but there is a few good miles in her yet! So come on boys place your bids. Sorry girls to if thats what rocks your boat!!

[cuddleMe]

lol, this look fun... come'on boyz :) lucky Mrs K .xx

[mistys]

I kinda wanna bid again, I'm still unhappy at losing out last night!! Grrr!

[kawa4]

cuddles i dont no about lucky mrs k you aint seen her lol

[dustypuss]

i need to sample the product before i bid!

[kawa4]

mistys lmbo
dustypuss there is no try befor you buy here or no money back

[cuddleMe]

well mr K, at least all the guys (and gals) get to bid for her :) xx

[mistys]

You missed the B off the beggining of the word 'bimbo' Kawa ;o)

[beejay1124]

ok mr K--i'm in need of someone to do my housework-- - �4 48 final bid -doubt if you'll get better--come on shake on it---==ok i'll throw in half a dozen tomato plants(i'll be hoping for a 'luck penny' back)
well.........

[kawa4]

thats no b mistys thats laf my bo***cks off
cuddles thats equel rights you no im sure she wont mind i tell her later a suprise you might say how will she ever thank me lol

[dustypuss]

would you except two GOATS

[mistys]

Yeah I did get it, was my attempt at a joke. Although I read it as laugh my bum off!! Innocence eh?!

[kawa4]

thanks beejay i hold on a mo. cos i got a good feeling about this i cant lose now you have made a bid money in my pocket and no nagging misses straight down the pub lol

[kawa4]

dusty Two goats the misses told me she was one of triplets have u got her brother and sister there?!! LOL!!
Misty thats wat i meant BUM!!!

[beejay1124]

dusty-- i presume the man is trying to get rid of ONE -so he'll hardly want TWO in return [ {:<) mr k ]

[kawa4]

Beejay r u sure there tomato plants?!!!!
Cos if not we mite have a deal sir! Tomato plants do look like weed plants! lol!!

[beejay1124]

mr k had to read that one ^ a couple of times----def tomato plants--not the other--i think you are overestimating your wifes value {:<)

[kawa4]

beejay no i just thought i got lucky! LOL!!!

[dustypuss]

When I offered the Goats I didnt want any BUTS !

[sleepyj]

thought you was not allowed to sell live stock on eBay lol

[kawa4]

Dusty thats the sort of jokes i come out with! lol! Keep it up dusty LOL!!!!